EMAIL ADDRESS:garon@thedailyblender.com

***First and foremost, Garon Gregory would like to put out a disclaimer that although he was born in the same small town that Jeffry grew up in, he is in no way, shape, or form related to him what so ever. And just so everyone is clear... I wouldn't want to be. Look at how pale he is.***

Born and raised in the small town of Canby, Oregon, Garon grew up on a berry farm. Something he is quite proud of… to an extent. After graduating high school, and feeling as though the world was his oyster, Garon moved to the far away and exotic land of Eugene, Oregon (about 2 hours south of Canby). There he spent the next four years of his life supposedly studying broadcast journalism at the University of Oregon.

To be honest, he doesn’t really remember much, but from what he can recall, he did sports reporting for the Oregon Ducks and “Oregon News” and wrote movie reviews for the local paper. Sometime between his junior and senior years, he interned at the NBC TV News Affiliate KMTR 16 as Assistant Aid to the guy who gets coffee and donuts for the sports department. He quickly realized that TV was too scripted and stifled his aspirations to just get a job, and upon graduating, moved to Arizona to fulfill that dream.

In the less than a year he has been here in the Grand Canyon State, Garon has already bounced around like a pinball, and done everything short of selling his body for money. Oh wait… scratch that. Read: He has done everything for money. In the little spare time he has, Garon can be found either manically jamming buttons on any video game console within reach, or threatening himself in the mirror while pretending to be a character from The Sopranos.

Garon aspires to be the tallest, longest-living short person ever.