Sarah was born in the sunny little mountain town of Monterrey, California. No one is exactly sure of the date, because both of her parents were devote Amish-Catholics, but most people familiar with the event can agree that it was sometime in the early 1980's, but not too early of course. 

As a young child, Sarah enjoyed ponies, Crystal Clear Pepsi, and jawbreakers. When the time arrived to choose a college, she and long time boyfriend "Soto" decided to attend UCSB together - A la "Beverly Hills 90210 The College Years". 

However, it wasn't long before the party atmosphere took hold of Sarah's delicate demeanor, and she and Soto went their separate ways. After a brief and thoroughly unsatisfying stint at UCSB, Sarah moved to Arizona in 2003, where she attended the 279th best cosmetology school in the country. It was during this time that she participated in a few low budget films, most notably Notting Hill and Titanic.  

After watching the film Legends of The Fall on TNT, Sarah decided to move to Idaho. This, however, only lasted long enough for her to have a killer time whitewater rafting and line dancing on Bismark's infamous whiskey row. While in Idaho, she also built up an immunity to iocane powder just in case she should ever have to challenge a Sicilian to a battle of wits. In 2006, she sold her remaining potato farms and returned to Arizona, where she currently resides and is pursuing a degree at ASU.

Sarah enjoys collecting beanie babies, singing along to Billy Joel songs, and extreme sports like water polo and backgammon.